squirrels-various-curiosities

ughsocialjustice:

theuppitynegras:

seriouslyamerica:

"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."

Hmm did you ever consider

that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”

while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too…

dubstepspaceshipprincess

talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

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the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here